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The Mother of All Cure-Alls

So who wouldn’t want to hear that sex will make ALL of their troubles just disappear? WELL step right up folks because I found something that will knock your socks off. (seriously take your socks off right now) 20130723-111453.jpgThat’s right, I am here to tell you how with just one orgasm, let me repeat that JUST ONE ORGASM you could be saving a life! Now I highly recommend taking many MANY doses of this wonderful cure-all in order to make it more effective and longer-lasting. I can not stress enough how important this treatment could benefit your life. Listed below are just 25 ailments that can be alleviated and cured by simply getting it on. Have fun with it.

25 Ailments That Can Be Cured By Having Sex

Depression: Without the help of researchers, just about anyone can agree that sex will make you feel good about yourself and better about your relationship. But one researcher has said there’s a scientific explanation that goes a bit farther. Professor Gordon Gallop says that there’s an unknown chemical in semen that has an antidepressant effect on women. (I’m on board for this. Now to find a doctor and ask which method of injection is most effective. I know which one I prefer. Which one is your favorite?)

Pregnancy: Sex is both the cause and the cure for pregnancy. Women who are ready to induce labor often have sex to speed up the process, and research backs up this method. Semen contains prostaglandins, which help the cervix prepare to open, and orgasms produce oxytocin, which will help cause contractions. (I can’t tell you how many women I have told this to. I mean sure you feel huge and hot and uncomfortable, so tell your guy to get off, get on your hands and knees and let him give it to your good…hehe)

Headaches: Although sex can sometimes bring on a headache, it can cure them too. The tension release your body experiences during and after sex can ease restricted blood vessels in the brain. (So much for that excuse ladies! haha)

Menstrual cramps: Sex acts as an analgetic to relieve menstrual pain, primarily because of the relaxation and endorphins sex brings. (I wonder how many guys would be on board with this. Sounds like an opportunity for a poll.)

Arthritis: In his book, “How to Treat Arthritis with Sex and Alcohol,” rheumatologist Carter V. Multz asserts that sex, as well as alcohol and other complementary treatments, can reduce pain, swelling, and inflammation associated with arthritis. (Yeah…I want to be having sex till I simply can’t anymore so …good to know.)

Common cold: Manfred Schedlovski, a Swiss researcher from Zurich, asserts that sex has a positive effect on phagocytes, which are a part of the immune system that goes after alien bodies, like cold germs, and kills them. Phagocytes are increased signficantly during sex, and will often double after orgasm. (Who wants to have sex when they are sick? Raise your hand.)

Stress: Orgasms offer a great way to relax, and even nonorgasmic sex offers some relief. Dr. Joshua Golden asserts sex’s relaxation properties, as well as emotional benefits. (That explosion goes so much farther than to just release fluids!)

Tooth decay: Kissing, as well as oral sex, encourages saliva production. This increase in saliva helps to wash food particles from your teeth, prevents plaque build-up, and helps lower decay-causing acid. Additionaly, seminal plasma has been shown to help prevent tooth decay. (I bet a man was eager to make these scientific findings public…”HONEY, you’ll never guess what I just found out!!!” haha)

Erectile dysfunction: By exercising your Kegel muscles with frequent sex and delaying ejaculation, men can help strengthen muscles enough to help with minor erection problems. (nice)

High blood pressure: Semen has been found to lower blood pressure in women. Specifically, swallowing semen can help ward off preeclampsia, which is a dangerously high blood pressure that sometimes occurs during pregnancy. (Again with the oral…where can you go wrong?)

Insomnia: Many people find that the relaxation they experience after sex helps them go to sleep. (HAHA …like we didn’t already know this?)

Prostate cancer: Men who ejaculate more frequently have been found to be at a lower risk of developing prostate cancer. (Prostatitis is also benefited from sex because frequent ejaculation flushes the prostate according to

Hangovers: Sex may not save your liver, but it will help you shake off a funk. Having sex will help boost your endorphins and oxytocins, which stimulate muscle contraction and help you avoid aggressiveness. (And who isn’t in a funk with a hangover but be sure to hydrate before your work out. A big glass of water will give you more stamina and refresh your energy for a round of loving)

Toxic system: Sex gets your blood pumping faster, which helps to rid the body of waste. (So put AWAY those teas and green drinks and get busy.)

Heart disease: Studies have shown that if men have sex twice a week or more, they tend to have a lower risk of heart attack. For women, increased levels of estrogen caused by sex help to protect against heart disease. (“Oh honey…think of your heart.” “I AM!!!”)

Stubborn wounds: Studies have found that oxytocin, which is released during sex, can help wounds heal faster. (Not just a laying on of hands…)

Low energy: Sex increases energy through exercise and emotional well-being.
Minor cognitive problems: Whenever you become sexually excited or have an orgasm, the hormone DHEA is released. DHEA has been found to improve cognition. (This seems like mixed signals but I’ll just go with it)

Skin irritations: The sweat released during sex will cleanse your pores, helping to relieve rashes, blemishes, and other skin problems. (So get OUT of the sauna and and into bed!)

Pain: Orgasm releases endorphins, which will alleviate pain for just about everything. (Just think…how many times a day can you help yourself to this pain relief?…hmmm)

Obesity: Although few doctors are likely to prescribe a sex diet, the fact is that sex is a form of exercise. Performing the act of sex requires physical activity that will burn calories and strengthen your heart. It’s an especially great exercise for those who have little motivation to get to the gym. (I’m game)

Incontinence: Every time you have sex, you’re exercising your Kegel muscles, which are the same ones you use to stem the flow of urine. (And ladies…had a few kids??? Yup…this works.)

Weak bones and muscles: Sex brings on a boost of testosterone, which helps to make your bones and muscles strong. (“Oh…I just don’t feel very strong honey. Could you get on top?”)

Semen allergy: Unfortunately, some women are allergic to their partner’s semen. However, along with other treatments, frequent sex has been found to work as an effective desensitization therapy for this allergy. (So over exposure? Wish that would work for my Lactose Intolerance!)

Death: That’s right, sex can help ward off death for men. Professor Stuart Brody reports that men who orgasm twice a week are half as likely to die as those who only orgasm once a month. (“I am trying to save your LIFE! Now get over here a FUCK ME!”)

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So ladies and gentleman…MAKE TIME and GET HEALTHY!!!

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One thought on “The Mother of All Cure-Alls

  1. Firehorse on said:

    I think I have to now and show this to a certain someone! Who knew we could solve the health crisis in our country by just having more sex!?

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